Twilight Bitches Are Crazed

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Your vampire lover was out on the streets and the Twilight girls rushed his ass like me at an open bar. Robert Pattinson can not walk down the boulevard without some teenage harpy trying to latch onto his big hair. I almost feel sorry for the dude. He’s new, so his deal for Twilight and its many sequels can’t be that great. Is the amount of money he’s making worth Becky and Jenn smashing through his windows and trying to slice off parts of his skin to sleep with at night? Check out this video. The frantic breathing at the end chilled me. It sounded like someone in the middle of stabbing someone else but taking a breather.

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2 Responses to “Twilight Bitches Are Crazed”

  1. GERARD Says:

    VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME AND SCARY NOT SOME STUPID LOVE FAG TWILITE WAS WRITTEN FOR TEENAGER GIRLS TO WANK THEIR SELVES TO WHEREAS A REAL VAMPIRE WOULD TAKE A TEENAGE GIRL AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM HER EVERY ORFICE

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  2. Twihards Have No Problem Getting Stank In The Hopes Of Meeting Their Vampire Fantasy Lover « J. Harvey Says:

    […] So the next chapter in the Twilight…you aren’t really wanting me to type “saga” are you…just kick me in the nuts, then…premieres in LA on Thursday. It is now 10:22 pm Eastern time on Tuesday. Guess who’s camping out down at LA’s LA Live complex with cardboard cutouts of Robert Pattinson, tearful declarations that they would have his baby if only he would look at them and SEE THEIR EXTREME LOVE, and shitty panties (there is no way Ashley is getting out of line to use the bathroom at the taco place on the corner because he might show up and look at Jenn instead and Ashley got Robert’s face tattooed on her upper lip because he is vampire majesty who stalks her dreams and she will run Jenn over with her parent’s Honda Element if Robert ever dared look at Jenn and not her)? Yeah, Twihards. […]

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