Badass. Hot. Don't bother her at the mall.
I want to be the Not The Queen To Mess With. So Jodie Foster
was at LA’s The Grove shopping mall with her kid. She goes to the mall with her kids? Can’t she speak French? I don’t associate super-intelligent lesbian actresses who speak French with going to the mall. Can you picture Jodie walking by Claire’s and thinking (she thinks in French because she is hyper-intelligent lesbian actress Jodie Foster) “Merde, ce sont des boucles d’oreilles à bas prix-ass …?”
Anyway, this 17-year-old says that he approached her to get a photo and Jodie ATTACKED HIS ASS! His father filed a police report against Clarice Starling. How dare they? Hey bitches, you saw The Brave One. She still wants her dog back. BANG!
According to the NY Daily News:
According to the police report, Foster came up to the boy, pushed him in the chest and said, “Do you even have a mother, you slime ball?”
It got so bad, says the father, that Foster’s son apologized to the couple after the actress finally stopped berating the teen.
But Jodie’s people say that the kid was actually paparazzi and intruding on her ass.
“This guy was most definitely a professional paparazzo,” says Foster’s camp. “He tailed Jodie all the way from the movie theater to the valet. This guy’s behavior was completely inappropriate, and the police report is a fabrication of what happened.”
Can you picture Jodie’s spokesperson being Shane from The L Word? She just rolls off of Jodie’s honeypot and gets on the phone to huskily tell the press the TRUE story, then she gets back on that. Jodie and Shane would make a fiery hot couple. Jodie, snatch that piece (literally). You’re Hollywood’s biggest power lesbian, you can make your vagine dreams come true. *sigh* I had such a hard-on for Shane.
Take me, Shane.
Note: paparazzi do come in mini nowadays. And about these people. Look, it’s their job and bloggers like me pretty much need them to do our jobs (well, I did back when I was legit). And celebrities know what they’re getting into. But people DO need to practice some restraint and have some respect for people’s personal space. My question is…hasn’t technology progressed enough that you can get a relatively inexpensive camera with an INCREDIBLY POWERFUL ZOOM? Jesus, just fucking go behind the Auntie Anne’s Pretzels stand and take the photo from there. Dummies.