And you were totally thinking we need more anti-semitic rich people in the world! Mel Gibson, 53, confirmed for that big jaw person last night that his girlfriend Oksana Gregorieva (Mel says she’s 39) has the next David Dukes in her womb.
Gibson’s now on the “I Got Sober And Sane, And I Love Me Some Jews” tour of our hearts and he showed up for Leno’s godawful show all clean and shaven and not looking like this:
Or this, which I like to call “Doc Holliday Will Shoot You In The Nuts”:
Mel compared himself to the Octo-Mom, seeing as he already has seven children with his ex-wife Robyn. And you know those kids are SCRAMBLING to make sure new baby doesn’t get that Lethal Weapon money!
Robyn appears to have smartened up three years ago and said it’s a wrap on the marriage way back when, according to the not at all celebrity pandering People.
“My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then,” Gibson said. “These things happen. It’s unfortunate, it’s sad, but you know she is an admirable woman – we still got kids together. We’re friends.”
Shockingly, Leno (who usually has his face firmly planted in the asses of many a celebrity and he’s so fawning and gross that you want to bust a tire iron over his forehead) asked him why his marriage went over the balcony. This must have been some sort of pre-approved question. Mel ‘fessed up because he wants to keep the public sympathy on his side in case he ever does a movie again, and admitted he was in the wrong:
“Look. When it’s all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I’m to blame. If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.”
I need more than that. I need “Well, I don’t believe the Holocaust ever happened, and if it did – those Jews are mighty annoying. You know they control the world’s media and were responsible for 9/11, right? Damn, Jews. Robyn was obviously a sympathizer. When I built my Jew-hating church in California, I tried to buy the ashes of Holocaust victims to spread around it to keep Jews away but I couldn’t find them on EBay and the zoning board had some sort of problem with it. You know, fuck the zoning board, Jay, they are obviously all Jews. Oh, and I drink a little.”
Nevertheless, the J. Harvey Floozie with Ambition award for 2009 goes to Ms. Oksana Gregorieva for making sure that she’s set for life. She’s a “musician.” Hee. She played his crazy racist penis like an oboe and started the spending! You make sure that nursery is painted with gold flakes, honey!